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Atomic · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:30 am Post subject: Hippy Finds IRC

* hippy has joined #itervehemensadnecem
<hippy> helo fuckers
<[ivan]Atomic> oh, no, that was just Hippy sending me another message. False alarm
<unknown_entity> xD
<unknown_entity> j00 phail
<hippy> man all my cherries look rotten
<[ivan]Atomic> hey look who managed to figure out how to use a computer
<unknown_entity> mmm...cherries
<hippy> ya your mom fag
<hippy> lol fag
* unknown_entity sucks hippy's cherries
<[ivan]Atomic> oh, no!! not my mom!
<unknown_entity> lovingly.
<hippy> thanks i needed it
* unknown_entity has left #itervehemensadnecem
<hippy> what ue got scared?
* unknown_entity has joined #itervehemensadnecem
<[ivan]Atomic> yeah, your face scared him
* unknown_entity changes topic to '<hippy>my cherries look rotten'
<unknown_entity> =D
<[ivan]Atomic> i really don't understand that line
<unknown_entity> neither do i- thats what makes it funny
<[ivan]Atomic> i know
<hippy> huh
* unknown_entity spits out the pits of hippy's cherries
* [ivan]Atomic skullfucks hippy
* unknown_entity then proceeds to step on them...hard
<[ivan]Atomic> hey hippy
* unknown_entity watches in horror...and grabs his camera
<hippy> huh
<[ivan]Atomic> what inspired you to grow up .. er, become such an idiot
<[ivan]Atomic> i'll wait while you figure out how to type
<hippy> well i no u like shit from your dad
<hippy> but
<unknown_entity> "lol engrish lol funny like your mom" I stand by my comment that all your insults involve drugs, the word fuck, and our mothers
<hippy> this isnt a fucking didlo
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<unknown_entity> yay spray is here
<hippy> huh i dont under stand u
<Spray> y halo thar
<unknown_entity> trust me, its MUCH harder to tell what the fuck you're saying
<hippy> hay spray
<hippy> lol thanks but your mom is a...
<unknown_entity> mother?
<unknown_entity> there, finished it for ya
<hippy> needs a phisical
<[ivan]Atomic> hey, what a coincidance
<hippy> like all of u
<[ivan]Atomic> my mom's a mother too
<hippy> lol cant forget about that
<unknown_entity> hehehe...WHOMG ULTIMATE DISS- YO MOMA NEEDS A PHYSICAL
<[ivan]Atomic> well hippy, you apparently would like a fisticle
<Spray> omg, my mom's a mother too! SMALL WORLD EH?
<unknown_entity> lol
<hippy> thats not really funny but hay u need it
<[ivan]Atomic> come here little boy. let's play a game
* unknown_entity proceeds to die of laughter, come back as a zombie, then kick hippy in his genitalia
<hippy> no im not a lesbian
<[ivan]Atomic> i call it "doctor"
<unknown_entity> XD
* unknown_entity gets out the luve
<hippy> well i call it fuck you
<unknown_entity> lube*
* [ivan]Atomic grabs hippy's balls
<hippy> and licks them
<[ivan]Atomic> don't tell me that doesn't feel good
* unknown_entity calls this game "lemme get my camera before i miss it"
<hippy> lol
* [ivan]Atomic strokes hippy's giant penis
* [ivan]Atomic licks it
<hippy> dont forget your mom
<hippy> thanks
<Spray> omg
<hippy> ya lovely
<[ivan]Atomic> what the fuck?! "don't forget your mom" ok, i'll remember to suck her dick too
<unknown_entity> yeah, because my mom sure has a penis
<hippy> lol my mom died
<unknown_entity> xP atomic, we think on the same line here
<[ivan]Atomic> sweet!
* [ivan]Atomic digs up hippy's mom's body and fucks it
<[ivan]Atomic> dead women can't say no
<hippy> i was happy
* unknown_entity watches hippy's mother roll in her grave
<hippy> yes i hate her
<[ivan]Atomic> hippy, noone cares
<hippy> fuck eher all you want
<hippy> i dont care
<unknown_entity> wait, that was atomic below her...nevermind
<unknown_entity> =/
<hippy> shes died
<[ivan]Atomic> you said that already
<[ivan]Atomic> well, no, you said it in english
<unknown_entity> where is blob?
<[ivan]Atomic> he's playing painkiller
<hippy> my mom is more alive then attractive then your mom
* unknown_entity blows the engrish conch and waits for blob
<Spray> ...what?
<unknown_entity> but...she's dead.
<hippy> ya like you
<hippy> soon
<unknown_entity> you are REALY contradicting yourself bud
<hippy> ?
<[ivan]Atomic> man, you need to lay off the weed
<[ivan]Atomic> seriously
<hippy> i dont no wut it means but u must like it
<hippy> well i try
<unknown_entity> XD
<hippy> lol
<[ivan]Atomic> man, UE, this is like ripping on a 10 year old
<unknown_entity> my mom aint the most attractive woman ever, but she IS prettier than a corpse
<[ivan]Atomic> exactly like ripping on a 10 year old illiterate boy
<hippy> wher edob you gat that shat man
<unknown_entity> true
<Spray> what
<hippy> lol
<unknown_entity> dubya-tee-eff
<Spray> you failed English, didn't you?
<hippy> u wont no its to hard for u
<hippy> yea
<hippy> thanks
<[ivan]Atomic> hippy, i have another question
<Spray> wow. I'm motherfucking psychic.
<[ivan]Atomic> are you from the USA?
<unknown_entity> i gotta go guys...sorry. save the chatlog =D
<hippy> no im from your mom
<[ivan]Atomic> we will. i'm going to post the whole damn thing
<unknown_entity> whoah
<unknown_entity> THAT is a plot twist
<Spray> later, UE
<hippy> no im from afganastan
<hippy> lol like your mom
<unknown_entity> not only are you an arch nemesis, you are the brother of THREE DIFFERENT MOTHERS
<hippy> i made u
<unknown_entity> hehe
<unknown_entity> cya
<[ivan]Atomic> oh, no! i am being owned! with *easy*!
<unknown_entity> =P
<hippy> i wish your mom alive
<Spray> is that what passes for an insult where you're from, hippy? "Your mom is from Afghanistan"?
<hippy> no thats your dad
<[ivan]Atomic> wait, what the fuck?
<hippy> he forgot his hat, and shit
<unknown_entity> hehe
<unknown_entity> goddamn i dont wanna leave
<hippy> dude im being fuging sarcastic
<unknown_entity> ultimate diss 2- YOUR DAD FORGOT HIS HAT IN AFGHANISTAN
<unknown_entity> xP
<[ivan]Atomic> damn, i forgot the first ultimate diss
<unknown_entity> ;_;
<unknown_entity> cya
<hippy> u no i have a friend(not really) that likes gay people
* unknown_entity has quit IRC ("Leaving")
<[ivan]Atomic> oh, really? a "friend"
<[ivan]Atomic> does this "friend" live in your pants?
<hippy> damn these cherrires have some white stuff on em
<hippy> no he likes it in there
<[ivan]Atomic> oh, sorry about that... i didn't have any rags
<hippy> and your mom joined just now
<hippy> im bored
<[ivan]Atomic> dude... where is blob... he needs to read this
<hippy> bye
* hippy has quit IRC ("Leaving")
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* hippy has quit IRC (Client Quit)
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<[ivan]Atomic> hexi
<hexi> hello
<[ivan]Atomic> you're alive
<Spray> hi hexi
<hexi> what?
<hexi> hay
<[ivan]Atomic> so. are you going to delete Hippy now?
<hexi> what happened
<[ivan]Atomic> check out the forum
<[ivan]Atomic> Hippy came back
<hexi> no he just got unbaned?
<[ivan]Atomic> yeah
<hexi> alright
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Hippy · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:41 am Post subject:

lol nice that wasnt me
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Atomic · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:42 am Post subject:

Haha. I'm sure it wasn't.
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lenox · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:42 am Post subject:

Yeah it was.

Hippy · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:44 am Post subject:

how?
it wont let me
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blob · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:46 am Post subject:

And in addition he is a schizophrene...wow...

unknown_entity · Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:21 pm Post subject:

We know it was you, and I have the PMs from your account to mine to prove it. Now stop trying to back off of things you already said. Goodbye.
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Razer · kobold lord Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 177

I think hes baned (yes) because he would of said something by now

unknown_entity · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject:

*Writes up legal document to rename Razer as Cap'n Obvious*

Hehe...Cap'n Razz

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topo_ · Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:07 pm Post subject:

Ahh... the good old legal documents are back... how refreshing
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Razer · kobold lord Joined: 02 Jun 2005 Posts: 177

Shut up unknown_entity, try pressing Alt + F4 try it its really cool!

jimmy · Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:19 am Post subject:

Razer, you forgot to wink ;|
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topo_ · Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:39 pm Post subject:

Which is surprising since he's still forgotten to use his brain...
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Atomic · Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:20 am Post subject:

OK, enough of this... keep it civil...
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